Nutella Muffin-Brownie-Cupcakes (who cares what they're called as long as they've got nutella?!)
Heavenly Pear Streusel Muffins

It should come as no surprise that I found these over at the Smitten Kitchen, since these days I find almost all of my rave-worthy recipes there. I was planning last week to make a pear crisp for Christmas, but logistically couldn't figure out how to make it in advance so that it could travel to its destination. So I ditched that idea, replaced it with the fudge and some mysterious chocolatey caramel surprises (soon to be revealed, I promise), and have four pears sitting on my counter threatening to rot there before too long. So, I did what any frugal baker would do - I used it as an excuse to bake something! I delved into my pot of recipes and pulled out one for a pear bread, told myself it would be excellent in mini-muffin form, found an oat streusel topping to sprinkle over it, and got to work. What came out of my kitchen yesterday is nothing short of saintly (coming from the baker in me, not the nutritionist, mind you). No, I exaggerate. These are not the worst muffins, either - in fact, I would even file them away in the "muffin" category, while some of my so-called muffin recipes-to-make are kept very judiciously in the "cupcake" folder.
Yes, I really am that particular. But that is neither here nor there, as this recipe is too good to dilly-dally. I very barely changed it from Deb's recommendations, aside from to halve it (and I still got 4 dozen minis), adjust the baking time, add the topping and play with the amount of pear - again, minimally. One discovery I did make, however, was that if you zest a juicy pear, you get pear sauce. You know, like apple sauce, but from a pear. Therefore, I have every intention of swapping out some of the oil for some pear sauce next time. just for kicks. I might also tone down the brown sugar in the streusel and make a bit more of it for topping in general. If I really want to go crazy with the healthification of these muffins (and I'm not so sure I do, since they really are fantastic as they are), I might tinker with the sugar in the muffins, too. But for right now, this recipe is a knock out, and I don't know why you're still reading this instead of skipping to the good stuff and heading into your kitchen faster than the speed of light.
Yield: 4 dozen mini-muffins or 1 9x5" loaf pan
The Ingredients - The Muffins
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour (though I have every intention of trying it with whole wheat next time)
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon
1/2 cup chopped walnuts, optional (omitted)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (or, alternatively, the same amount of softened butter)
1 1/2 eggs, lightly beaten** (I have found that 1/2 an egg is roughly 1 1/2 - 2 tablespoons)
1 cup sugar
1-2 firm, ripe pears - enough to make 1 cup grated*
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
The Ingredients - The Streusel Topping
3 tablespoons old-fashioned oats
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/4 + 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 1/2 tablespoons butter, cold
The Method
Start by preparing the oat streusel topping***: mix together the oats, brown sugar, flour, and ground cinnamon in a small bowl. Cut in the cold butter until the streusel resembles cornmeal, and set aside. I don't have a pastry blender and found the two knives to be fairly ineffective, so it was easiest for me to cut the butter in with my fingers.
Stir together the flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt and cinnamon in a medium-large bowl until fully blended. If using nuts in the recipe, take 1/4 cup of the flour mixture and add it to the nuts in a small bowl to coat them. Set aside both the flour and, if using, the nut mixtures.
Place the butter or oil, eggs, sugar, and vanilla into a medium bowl and mix well; set aside. Peel, core, and grate the pears. I found that one bosc pear easily gave me 1 cup's worth of grated fruit, but added another couple tablespoons (no more than 4, or 1/4 cup) of finely zested "pear sauce," too. Add the pears and the nuts to the egg mixture until incorporated completely, then pour this mixture into the flour mixture; stir until just incorporated - the flour should not be visible anymore and the batter should be "evenly moistened."
Moving quickly, pour the batter into the prepared pans and top with the streusel, if using. Place the pans in the oven for 60-70 minutes (loaf) or 15-20 minutes (mini muffins), looking for a golden-brown and firm top and a clean center (tested with a toothpick or other wooden skewer). Once finished, cool the bread in the pan on a wire break for approximately 10 minutes before transferring it out of the pan to finish cooling, top side up; the muffins can be removed from their pans as soon as you can easily handle them. Alternatives to the streusel topping are a sprinkling of confectioner's sugar or a drizzling of a simple glaze (ratios for which can be found in the original blogger's post).
There, I had to get that out of the way. I had to start 2011 out right, and although chocolate and brownies are never bad ways to get things started in terms of food, these muffins are just too good. I mean, chocolate is my achilles heel, and even I pushed a chocolate recipe aside to tell you about these right away. What more incentive could you possibly need to give these a try?
Happy 2011, everyone! May it be a happy and healthy one for all of you.
*Note: You really don't want to grate these in advance; that's why I have it written after everything is set and ready to go. Pears, like apples, brown very quickly, so you want to put off exposing the flesh for as long as possible.
**Note: If 1/2 an egg annoys you or makes you wary, I would recommend doubling this recipe, which is how it was intended to be made in the first place. If it's too much food, as I found even 4 dozen mini muffins to be, this is the kind of recipe that can easily be frozen, so extras aren't really so bad. And once you taste these bad boys, you might find yourself wishing you had a whole other batch waiting for you in the freezer, too!
***Note: I forgot to do this, so my muffins baked for around 10 minutes while I made the topping, and then sprinkled it over for the remaining 10 minutes. I found this to be adequate, but recommend getting the topping done and out of the way in time to bake for the full 20 minutes.
The You'll-Forgive-Me-For-Posting-So-Many-Apple-Recipes-When-You-Taste-These Apple Cider Muffins (Donuts)
I'm very good at creating names for recipes, no? But really, the title of this post says it all: amidst all of the apple goodness I've been gabbing on about, these really do take the cake. Or top the cake, whatever that saying is. The point is, they're good. Really good. And they are so enormously bursting with fall that your belly will have its own private autumn party once it realizes what delights you have just fed it. What's more, I would actually be able to justify eating these muffins for breakfast, whereas I place most of the other muffin recipes I've seen in my cupcake folder. Seriously, take a look: whole wheat flour - check! olive/canola oil - check! actual fruit - check! low fat dairy - check! modest amounts of sugar (but in somewhat sneaky forms) - check! See, it's really not so bad. Definitely a breakfast "splurge" compared to my usual kashi + lowfat milk/yogurt + fruit, but it also won't be sending me running for the treadmill at record speed, or really any speed at all.
These apple cider muffins have gotten everyone's stamp of approval and L, in particular, enjoys them immensely. The recipe is actually supposed to make donuts, but as I've yet to get my hands on one of those cool donut pans, I decided to give it a shot in muffin-form, muffin tins being the closest contraption I had to a donut pan. I will, of course, try these out as they were meant to be when my restraint gives in and I buy myself more kitchen equipment (or the holiday gift gods endow me with wonderful goodies next month), but if you're like me and all you have are some muffin tins, do. not. wait. They are beyond moist, and rolling them in a cinnamon-sugar mixture - though a little weirder for a muffin than a doughnut - adds this slight crunch that really can't be beat. They aren't super sweet, in fact I'd call them pretty mild, but man could I eat a whole batch of them.
My one and only complaint, okay well maybe the first of two complaints, is the salt. I know, I know, I really need to stop on my salt rampage at some point, and I've likely gone psychotic with how stubborn I am about limiting my intake (I promise you that I do consume a decent amount - well over the minimal amount required for your body to not go kaput on you). But I added half the amount of salt, since I wasn't using any salted butter or really any food sources of sodium at all...and I taste it. No one else has complained of it, so maybe you should make it the way the recipe intends, and leave me to my deranged salt-free existence, but I can taste it when I bite into the muffin. It's this very vague, subtle flavor - certainly an entirely different beast than taking a handful of potato chips or biting into a pickle; rather, it tastes a little bit like you've been inhaling ocean air for an afternoon and the taste just kind of...lingers. I've experienced this before with foods, so next time I will try eliminating the salt altogether and just see if it changes it.
The second complaint is that I baked them without cupcake liners, just greasing the pan with some olive oil because, as I've mentioned before, it's all I really keep on hand aside from butter. But you see, olive oil has a fairly low smoke point, and whether or not this is indeed the culprit, my muffin exterior that came in contact with the pan was just a teensy bit browner than I would like. This could also be a result of my having kinda dark muffin tins, though I think I baked these the second time entirely on lighter metal pans. So I'm going with the no liners thing. You don't really notice it when you bite into it, but you can see that the outside edges are darker. Like I said, the salt thing was my only real complaint. And even that might be a figment of my imagination.
Moral of the story? Bake these. They don't require much apple, though I have upped the amount and will either do so again next time or leave even more in larger chunks. I just can't get enough of that! You probably have all of the ingredients on hand except the apples (and maybe apple cider and maple syrup, and maybe yogurt, but I think those three are all pretty standard at this time of year - maybe?) and they're super easy to make. Anything that doesn't require me to whip out my hand mixer is a winner in my book. Although you probably could use a real mixer if it pleased you. But really, even with mixing it all by hand, the most labor intensive part is chopping the apples, and - sshh! - you can totally use a food processor for that.
Apple Cider Muffin-Donuts, courtesy of Squirrel Bakes
Yield: Almost 2 dozen muffins, closer to 18
The Ingredients
1/3C pure maple syrup (both times, I used cinnamon-infused syrup because it's all I had - I didn't decrease the cinnamon at all; I'm sure plain syrup would be good, too)
The Method
1. Preheat the oven and grease 2 donut or muffin pans, and set aside.
2. Whisk the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg together in a medium bowl.
3. In a large bowl, combine the egg, brown sugar, apple cider, maple syrup, yogurt, and oil. Mix a little bit, but mostly hold off on really blending for right now.
4. Chop the apples into desired pieces, using either a knife or a food processor; then, add the apple to the liquid mixture and this time, blend well. The recipe says to prepare the apples before mixing up the liquid ingredients, and simply add the apple in at the same time as all the others. I've switched it around because I didn't want the apples to sit there browning, as I tend to take a while getting my act together. I can't see why this should impact the recipe too much, since there isn't anything like a leavening agent that would be affected by sitting for longer than originally intended.
5. Add the flour to the apple mixture in batches, mixing enough to moisten the flour mixture before adding the next batch. It's okay to have some patches of flour here and there.
6. Spoon the mixture into muffin tins; with all of that baking powder and baking soda, they will rise a decent amount. I placed 2 average-slightly heaping spoonfuls in each, and they came out well, if not slightly higher than I intended.
7. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until lightly browned; if you're going the muffin route, you can do the toothpick test. I don't know if this works for donuts.
8. Meanwhile, prepare a pie plate or other shallow dish with the cinnamon and sugar, and as soon as the muffins are done, roll them in the dish to coat. The first time, I coated them completely; the second time was for a bake sale and wanted to give people a cleaner eating experience, so I only dipped the tops in; I prefer coating the entire thing but it's certainly not bad either way.
10. Either allow to cool completely or dig in while warm - I certainly wouldn't fault you for either decision! They do taste delicious at both temperatures.
*see discussion above about salt
**I've found 1 regular sized apple to yield about 1C once chopped, though of course this depends on how fine you chop them. I prefer varying the size of the pieces so that some are nearly shredded and will melt into the muffin, and others are more like small chunks that will still be visible after baking. I should also note that it doesn't seem to matter much what type of apple you use - the original blogger said that she used JonaMac; I used a mixture of gala and macintosh.
I would definitely recommend heading over to Squirrel Bakes to see the beautiful pictures of the donuts, because if you do have a donut pan or your willpower is taking a vacation, you will want to make them. The muffins certainly look homemade, which I generally like in a - well - homemade baked good, but those donuts look spectacular. I'd choose them over Dunkin Donuts any day!
To sum it all up, yes I have been cooking and baking a lot with apples - some of it of my own volition, and some of it because the Student Dietetic Association needed something to do with 2 crates full of donated apples. This is not the last apple recipe you will see from me this season. This is not even the last apple recipe in my extensive backlog of recipes made eons ago that I still need to post about. So buckle on down, because I'm going to milk this fall fruit for all that it's worth!
Pizza Cupcake-Muffin-Popover-Pockets...or something
I did not want to make pizza tonight. It felt boring and standard, and something I just did at the start of the summer. However, with the heat settling into the neighborhood and the ensuing thoughts of heavy dishes and prolonged times with the oven cranked up to 350+ degrees, I found myself scrambling for a light-but-filling, relatively quick cooking dish. All my family could talk about was pizza. Go figure. So, determined to acquiesce to their requests without sacrificing my integrity, so to speak, I went on a recipe hunt. My Blackle search (google for those of us energy-conscious enough to use efficiently colored web pages but not so hard core that we actually stop using our beloved technology), turned up a wonderful little recipe for pizza cupcakes. Ah ha! Perfect: undoubtedly pizza-y, but with a little twist to keep me on my toes.
Of course, this means that I have not altered my pizza dough recipe to take into account my previous attempt's criticisms/thoughts/musings, so you will likely be seeing pizza again this summer. In normal form. Still, the recipe turned out well, particularly considering how much improvising I did and when taking into account the all-out war I waged with the dough trying to get it into the muffin tins. More on that later.
You can find the recipe for the pizza dough over here, and the inspiration for these wonderful cupcakes at The Cupcake Project. Feel free to follow the dough and filling recipes there, take a look at mine (filling and tomato sauce "recipes" below), or think up your own! Mine was more of a bruschetta pizza pocket, while the one at The Cupcake Project was a squash and feta combo that sounds delicious (but, unfortunately, wildly unpopular with the rest of ma famille). I had enough trepidation over the - oh my goodness - tiny dices of tomatoes as the filling to dare putting in such a frighteningly different veggie.
Here's the general gist of how to put these together (though really, you should check out the link above for the real instructions):
1. Take the pizza dough and wrestle them into muffin tins. If you come out of it unscathed (re: without smudges of flour on your clothes and dried bits of dough on the backs of your arms, forehead, etc.), I commend you, and must know your secrets. I have no method for this. In the end, I got so frustrated with the dough clinging to me, sinking down, puffing up, and letting holes form in itself that I took balls of it, shoved it down into the bottom of the pans, and punched it with my fingers until it stuck to the sides. If that's a method, go for it. I somehow imagine that there is a simpler, more peaceful way of going about it, though.
2. Put some cheese on the bottom of each cupcake/muffin/thing.
3. Add the filling.
4. Put some more cheese on top.
5. If you're me and used your dough inefficiently due to aforementioned war, and therefore have little left over to top the little buggers with, do your best to work the dough up and over the tops, and use the little bits you have on your rolling mat to patch it up. Really, getting it to mostly close is fine.
6. Pop in a 425-450 degree oven for about 15 minutes.
7. Here, you were supposed to take them out, remove them from the tins, place on parchment lined baking sheets and top with the sauce (recipe below) and more cheese. I forgot to do this, and left them in the pans. I think the only thing mine missed was a little 360 browning action.
8. Cook for another minute or so, just until the cheese is melted, and serve!
Bruschetta (ish) Filling
Yield: enough for approximately a dozen pizza cupcakes?? I shall get better at this recipe-generating-and-sharing business. I'd guess it made around a cup. Ish.
The Ingredients
1 1/3 large tomatoes
1/2 - 3/4 white onion
1 segment orange bell pepper
1 tsp. minced garlic (ish) (really, normal garlic would probably be ideal - again, in a household slightly more conventional than mine)
1/2 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. basil (dried, what I had on hand)
fresh ground black pepper, to taste
The Method
1. Chunk the onion and bell pepper and combine in a food processor, chopping until as fine as you can stand it (I attempted to make mine as pureed as possible in the hopes of slipping it into my dinner recipients' mouths unnoticed).
2. Add the rest of the ingredients, taking care to also chunk the tomatoes. Process until a desired chopped-ness. The mixture will look fairly watery at this point.
3. Strain the mixture through a sieve, reserving the liquid. Set the bruschetta mixture aside.
Quick Imitation Tomato Sauce
Yield: Maybe 1/2 cup. It's exactly enough to "frost" the cupcakes.
The Ingredients
All of the reserved tomato juice
1/2 tsp. minced garlic (again, real garlic would be ideal)
1 1/2 Tbsp. tomato paste
1/4 tsp. corn starch (desperate non-sodium attempt at thickening it before relenting and adding the paste)
1/2 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. basil (dried)
fresh ground black pepper to taste
scraps of hand-peeled tomatoes (you don't have to be crazy like me and do this: I had some scraps of tomato left so I sliced them like I would a cantaloupe to get it off of the rind, and then chopped them a little and stuck them in.)
The Method
1. Combine all of the ingredients in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a simmer and allow to reduce slightly to thicken.
2. Lower the heat to medium-low and cook for roughly 10 minutes, or until it looks like the right consistency. Be sure to mash the chunks of tomatoes with the back of a wooden spoon if you are crazy like me and chose to use them.
I served these alongside zucchini chips (coming soon!) and some fresh fruit. It wasn't the most wowing meal ever, but it was a fun and new way to use pizza dough. I love all of these insert-filling-of-your-choosing-here recipes, that can be substituted and mixed and matched to your heart's content. It makes me feel like I'm developing an arsenal of chameleon recipes that will give the illusion that I am constantly concocting new and exciting and impressive things. And you can achieve this illusion, too - no one has to know the truth. Your secret's safe with me.





